20 NEW Business Rules for Being a COG Pastor

Posted on December 15, 2007 by travjohnson
1. If you want to be productive in the office, only open COG mail when your address is printed on the envelope. Toss the labeled mail or youll be riddled with paper cuts from the voluminous piles of spam.
2. Never say, Hey Doc.
3. If there is no nursery available at COG rallies, conventions, camp meetings where your family is typically expected to be with you, you dont have to attend. Hire a babysitter and take your wife to a movie.
4. Tell the truth. No double talk. No COG-speak where you speak in the kind of double talk code that leaves the door open for you to change your mind about a commitment later when it better suits your purposes. Continue reading →
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