GOD or EVOLUTION… (Ain’t NO way this turtle evolved by…

GOD or EVOLUTION… (Ain’t NO way this turtle evolved by random chance evolution. BTW, this is NOT a joke post)

The Mary River Turtle of Australia is an Evolution Crusher. It has long BRIGHT GREEN HAIR on its head, which makes it look a bit like a Punk Rocker without his guitar. It’s actually strands of algae which resemble hair.

Weird indeed, however, what’s even more special is that it can stay underwater for 3 DAYS by breathing through its… GENITALS. You can’t make this stuff up. Yeah, God has a great sense of humor.

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11 comments

Spencer Doss says:

April 27, 2020 at 6:07 pm

Adapting and evolving are 2 different things.

Barry Desborough says:

April 27, 2020 at 11:43 pm

What on earth is “random chance evolution”?

Andy John says:

April 28, 2020 at 12:30 am

Hi there, I live in Australia.
That turtle is highly distinctive, both morphologically and evolutionarily. The only species in its genus, the Mary River turtle diverged from all other living species around 40 million years ago. In comparison, we split from our closest relatives, chimpanzees and bonobos, less than 10 million years ago. Quite an interesting creature.

Daniel Feher says:

April 28, 2020 at 4:42 am

Why does it mean that Jesus is alive because a turtle can breathe through its peephole?

Shawn Lazar says:

April 28, 2020 at 11:54 am

I don’t see how breathing through your genitals is proof for one side or the other.

Daniel Sidderley says:

April 28, 2020 at 6:04 pm

Evolutionists will expect you to believe that through a process of ‘natural selection’, one turtle accidentally started breathing through its genitalia.

This trait that then passed to other turtles, and thus a new species was born.

??‍♂️

Wyatt McIntyre says:

April 28, 2020 at 6:29 pm

Can We just stop this conversation for a moment to recognize that is one awesome looking turtle.

James L Brunet says:

April 28, 2020 at 8:24 pm

so can most liberals, they do it all the time

Rizaldy S. Menor says:

April 29, 2020 at 12:44 am

I admire the turtle that defied evolution…

Jack Johnston says: