The following conversation ensued between myself and the Wordsmitherd-infamous Brian Jacob.
"Matt, you look like Bono wearing those sunglasses."
"I'm pretty sure they're not big enough to be Bono sunglasses."
"No, you have a smaller face than Bono. They're proportionally the same."
"Wouldn't the glasses have to be twice this size to be Bono glasses?"
"No, that would be Jessica Simpson. Get your celebrities straight!"