SEATTLE, WA—As star worship leader Eddie “Dimebag” Johnson was preparing…

gonna violate the forum rules by posting this – I can’t resist. I am one of the admins.

SEATTLE, WA—As star worship leader Eddie “Dimebag” Johnson was preparing for church Sunday morning, the skilled guitarist and vocalist spilled nearly his entire mugful of freshly pressed artisan coffee all over his prized pair of skinny jeans, forcing the man to borrow a pair of his wife’s pants, so…